I realized what I didn’t like about having all blonde hair. My eyebrows are REALLY brown.

#babygate how’s that wall coming? Ohh that’s not the one I thought you promised? #trump

Disband Buffalo's Emergency Response Team. 57 officers resigned from the team because 2 officers were suspended for excessive force. Disband it. If the officers do not see a problem with yestreday's events, they don't need badges at all, they certainly should not be the ERT.

My Alexas hate me.

I’ve paid my car payment more times than I’ve driven my car since March... 🚙💸💸💸

On a walk through Austin, TX, I came across a handmade sign in a store window: “Take care of yourself. There are some wonderful days ahead. Dream big.” That’s the spirit. Now let’s work to make it a reality.

The President votes by mail. The Vice President votes by mail. The Attorney General votes by mail. The Secretary of Education votes by mail. The President's campaign manager votes by mail. They’re lying to you because they’re scared of you.

Puppers enjoys mornings more than I do.

PSA: a face shield is NOT a mask. Like you’re still getting and giving germs. If you’re going to wear a shield wear a mask too. SMH.

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This is what real Americans believe in, Donald J. Trump: hope and equality for all.

I guess crime doesn’t stop for a pandemic... I got a jury summons. 😩

Listen to Bill Nye (who uses the word “literally” much more “literally” than I do) -- Wearing a mask will LITERALLY save lives.

Trader Joe’s chocolate chip cookie dunkers are the best thing ever. Would eat for every meal. 10/10.

Alexa, play “Too Little, Too Late” by JoJo

Raise ya kids better yo

Sahil Kapur

People complaining about missing one Thanksgiving have clearly never worked holidays