I can retire now ✌️

why is the act of ‘going to get a little coffee’ so irresistible to me. I could be on my deathbed and someone could say to me ‘do you want a latte from up the road that costs £3 for no reason and comes in a pink cardboard cup’ and I would spring to my feet

A year on and it’s happened AGAIN. Not cool…

Entrepreneur life

I’m one of those people that smiles at everyone I walk past but lately I’ve found more and more people look at me like I’m a nutter. My smile has either got creepier or the world is just REALLY unhappy atm

Outlook emails

tweet: i might try that new burger. brand twitter: hey, sis! here’s the tea ☕️ on our brand new Bitch Burger. no cap 🧢 you won’t need extra cheese bc we understood the assignment ✨! cancel those fries 🍟 bc we’re going ghost on sides. yeet the competition, periodt! 💅🏾

I can never go back to my gym I was in between sets and put on an audiobook but boom, my airpods disconnect Doesn’t sound bad right? WRONG My phone starts blasting out the opening credits “Audible presents How To Not Die Alone” Nope, never entering that gym again 👋

The relationship between me & black clothes is a love story that can’t be explained

Enjoying my last few sessions in an empty gym before the ‘new year new me’ gang take over

I love that Tesco just overcharge you for everything so when you use your clubcard you feel like you’ve saved loads

Spotify reminding you how many streams you got in 2021 like:

Seeing the NHS run Instagram story ads using influencers to promote the vaccine isn’t something I thought I’d be seeing in my life…

excited that I get to drink coffee tomorrow. I do every day and tomorrow will be no different

im sorry but wtf is wordle...

Ahhh it’s that time of year again where marketers make single people feel like actual shit

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