I know everyone was waiting, but we had a busy night at the Moon with Captain Groth last night after a win. General continues touching this team’s heart which gave Mulcahy and Kovash home run power. USA is proud of this team and especially its fearless leader. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

Our time is now. Your mom’s favorite players take a huge dub over the Gnats today. Jace Kovash absolutely shoved on the mound after a few years off. In the post game presser, Jason Groth had just 4 words. “This team has it.” We get it from you General. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

A quick question for you before we play the Wolf Pack today: Who would have made a better alpha in Twilight, Taylor Lautner or Jason Groth? You all know where my vote lies. The Pirates are in Wolf Lake today @ 1:30. Let’s hope it’s not a full moon😈 #WeAreTheCaptainNow

Pirates take huge dub tonight. Jace Kovash nuke, Evan Kovash laser to home, CMulch save. Fun game in Perham. Captain remained calm all game and let the fellas know it would all be okay. Moms love these guys. I love these guys. who doesn’t love these guys? #WeAreTheCaptainNow

¡Hola! Es hora de jugar una vez más. Los muchachos pasaron toda la noche analizando la película. General tenía consejos para cada jugador. Luego pidió consejos de entrenamiento, pero ya es perfecto. See you in Perham @ 5. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

Mood: Big 3 game weekend for your mom’s favorite players. See you tonight in Deer Creek at 7:30. WE ARE GETTING TURNT. BIG ENERGY ALL GAME LONG. FANS, PLAYERS, MOMS, ALL MAKING THE BALLPARK AN ELECTRIC FACTORY. Special time to be alive. #WeAreTheCaptainNow #HooksUp

Your mom’s favorite players take their talents to Dent this evening. Vibes are high coming into the night and players are excited to go get it. Jason Groth sent this video to players this morning requesting it as the double celly tonight. You got it General. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

Weekend sweep… Don’t mess with the dawgs. Auggie throws his 3rd no-hitter of the year picking up 17ks. That’s a Perham Pirates single season record. More and more scouts have been trickling in to watch the kid throw. Next, Blume=Dawg. 4-5, 2 1B, 1 2B, 1 HR #WeAreTheCaptainNow

Winner-winner prime rib dinner. Vegas has to look into this Big Daw guy for betting on his own team after winning free grub off Maneval. Your mom’s favorite players pick up the big sweep and ride off into the sunset. See you on the 4th. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

The hunter will always be the hunter. Whether it’s the filthy Redcoats or the Snurdburds, the prey will always be the prey. This 4th of July, our General will lead the Pirates into battle at 7:30. Expect a patriotic affair on this beautiful day. Bats, balls, brews, America. 🇺🇸

‼️GOAT Alert‼️ Captain Jason Groth is the perfect model of perseverance. Today, he notches his first career hit and shows his grit. After getting roping the ball, he sped down the line at high speeds to beat the throw. He’s a true lead by example type of guy. Pirates Win!

General Groth and the bois absolutely yammed on the Gnats today. Big win to start the tourney. We will be back next week to continue the hot streak. Groth may show off more of the dunk package👀 Lebron texted the team today and said he knew we would win. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

Don’t flirt with fire Mr. Hammer Jr. By the end of the night, you will see what happens. Groth and the Pirates know fire makes fireworks… wait for the show at 7:30 tonight. If you plan to do your business on deck, we will have you swabbing it afterwards. Argh #WeAreTheCaptainNow

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GET HYPED THIS SATURDAY MORNING. DO NOT WAGE WAR WITH THE PERHAM PIRATES. OUR GENERAL HAS SEEN WAR AND WILL SUCCESSFULLY LEAD US TO VICTORY. WE PLAY FOR STATE AT 1. INJECT THIS FEELING INTO MY VEINS. #WeAreTheCaptainNow RAISE THAT DAMN JOLLY ROGER.

The Mount Rushmore of the Perham Pirates are all in action today in Belle Plaine @ 1:30. General leading, moms cheering, Big Daw easing tensions, and Esmeralda neighing her approval. These guys have worked all season to get here. Excited to see what type of heart this team has.

And don’t think the PR team didn’t cook… We want to give a massive shoutout to our skipper Jason Groth. The fearless leader shows up every game and gets the team ready to go. The angry helmet slams and getting guys thrown out at home is just part of the job. We love this guy.

The lights shine brightest on Friday nights and the stars come out. There’s no bigger star than our skipper, and you better believe he’ll be in awesome action tonight. We take on Mills at 7:30. If we had funds for a Jason Groth game-long spotlight, we’d have it in a second.

Thankful for the opportunity to continue my academic and athletic career at the University of Notre Dame. #GoIrish☘️

A love letter to America, from The Pirates. As a young buck, the 4th of July was always my favorite time of the year. Wiffle ball, countless cold pops, fireworks, and love for one’s country. This country is beautiful and I think you should enjoy it with us tonight @ 7 in Perham.

Get up It’s Gameday!! The Pirate legends Groth and Daw travel to Deer Creek today to take on the Ashby A’s @ 1. In this first round of playoff action, we know that Pirate Love Will Prevail. This brotherhood will stand tall in the face of danger and take it by the horns together.