Sleep schedule of a toddler with a new big boy bed is probably worse than a new born 😴😴😴😴 #4AmWakeUpCall

The super opinionated people are the ones that don’t accept that other people can have opinions 🤦🏼‍♀️

Yup, a fly landed on Pence... One also landed on Clinton 4 years ago. Both led to the same tired “flies land on shit” jokes... Maybe the politicians will never get better. My question is... will we?

Nothing gives me road rage more than when people flash their brights at me and mine aren’t on 🖕🏻

My two year olds favorite food is tomatoes lol what the heck

If Mayor Guy Fieri isn’t in your top 5 favorite people on the planet, you’re wrong.

Look at this beautiful family I got to take pics of today 🥰🥰 Also thanks to King Kylie 👑 for the tips🥰

I wish more people would check on moms after they give birth. You get all this love and attention while pregnant but as soon as that baby’s out, no one cares about you anymore. Postpartum depression is very real and hard to manage while taking care of a newborn.

Fear the walking dead is better than the walking dead #ISaidWhatISaid

When is someone gonna open a chipotle in GB?

No one: Woman’s clothing companies: Let’s make these front pockets fake.

New sheets washed and put on with nurses corners, comforter washed and two new pillows.. wake me up in a month please

Pregnancy is weird, last night my husband offered to take me out for a birthday dinner but I said “no, I want a lunchable.”

why is this Hailstorm ⛈

This guy comes into my work and has mud on his tennis shoes.. Guy: I’d take them off but I’m not wearing socks Me: okay

I absolutely love when I post sneak peek photos and people instantly put them as their profile pictures

That new sonic commercial where she says she knows how to spell bananas because she was in the spelling bee is total bullshit. We know damn well you know how to spell bananas because of Gwen Stefani

Someone get my nephew a modeling gig…

Just missing a little matthew lillard. NO LONGER ACTIVE in my life!