What do you want?

Guys, it happened again. I didn’t wake up hating Monday. I’m so sorry

I swear I’m almost done😁 This song is sexy as fuck!!

I like it

🎶I am hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with a naked eye, but if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don’t shine🎶

Do I smell like a wild honeysuckle? Cause I should. Me to anyone who’s willing to sniff a stranger.

So my spine will hurt a little. It’s only a highway holding all my body’s nerves.

Dad, I’m hungry..😂🤬

Sammy No!!! (Supernatural)

Nobody text me!!

The only thing I’m extremely good at is tic tac toe. Everything else in life I’m just wingin it.

🧃

She didn’t even see it coming

If you can’t find your (insert here) it’s probably in the couch.

I give my eyes 10 minutes

Couch=😴 Bed=🐶⬆️⬇️🥨⬅️➡️🐶

Good morning💜💚

This one’s new😁

I would have never noticed it if you didn’t point it out and now it bothers me. -Me all the time.