gotta say, not jazzed about people writing out things in discount 1337speak so that the muting of key words & phrases is fucking pointless

it really hits when it hits, doesn't it? damn

just misread something as "astronaut cop" & kept skipping along in the text as if that made total sense, so everything's fine here how are you

are we using "romantasy" these days bc we're afraid of "paranormal romance"? are publishers cowards

me: /putting together flatpack furniture with bits labeled "s", "p", "q", & "r" my brother: why is the clothes rack also thinking about the roman empire

a museum? her nickname is "tomb raider", not "responsible conservator of historic objects", where do you think it's going