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Due to a flight delay, today's discussion at 3 pm featuring Freeway Rick Ross has unfortunately been cancelled. All other author discussions will take place as scheduled.

How old are these monsters and why are they allowed to drive

A new record

🚨 Rob Deer alert 🚨

A cardinal with a bad ass haircut and a bad attitude keeps flying to our window and looks at us like it wants to hurt us

I can fix her

The inventor of bubbles is making a killing off of toddlers

Ok I’ll deal with a local ad

sobriety is a personal journey. some people go to meetings. some people drink na beer. some people spend 13 summers living in the alaskan peninsula amongst the bears in order to protect them. whatever works

Too many baseball trades today. I’m scared to look

Idk what it is about this but Ernie looks like he’s 6’5”

Which bread you buying

Yeah I ran into Dean today

Inventor of time making a killing

Carrie drew this haunted dorito

I don’t care what they’re made of - McDonald’s chicken nuggets are my favorite item there

Lights off and only texting while driving for me please

That is like soooo me

Trying to ask c a r r i e a QUESTION but she’s talking on the PHONE to G about MACERATED STRAWBERRIES