I said ope when he slipped without seeing the caption. 🤷🏼‍♀️ x.com/mackey2110/sta…

Where do I apply for a job that pays me to travel to cool places and eat good food?

Yesterday I got told I look like @IMKristenBell and I didn’t believe them until I did this.

When you watch last nights episode of BIP and your heart breaks for @Colt3FIVE so your bestie suggests you marry him. 🤞🏼🤷🏼‍♀️

When you’re the single friend.

There is nothing more risky than grabbing what you think is an oatmeal chocolate chip cookie and hoping its not an oatmeal raisin cookie.

When will Chipotle come out with smaller bowls? I can’t with getting full from only eating half my bowl and chipotle leftovers are 🙅🏼‍♀️

Good thing taylor nicole nominated me for this season 😍🙌🏼

Y’all idk what’s gotten into me but I’m like really digging camo this fall.😳

Just out here lookin for my country city boy who loves dogs and Michigan. Is that too much to ask? Lmk.

Welcome to west chester where we fix everything with a hotel and a roundabout.

It’s October 1st. Why isn’t Hocus Pocus on every tv station??

Everyone is out here trying to get this bread but I get mine daily from Jesus.

*leaving work on dec 31st* Brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it “See ya next year!”

My only thing I was supposed to make for thanksgiving was a salad but now that all of it is contaminated with salmonella I’m off the hook.

I just entered the Broadway in Cincinnati Lucky Seat for $35 tickets to see RENT #luckyseat luckyseat.com/rent-cincinnat… via @Lucky_Seat

I just saw something that said Texas forever and I legit started crying because I miss Matt Saracen and the Taylor’s.

Liberty township got a gold star. Just another reason why west is better then east. Forever a firebird.

praying this is on Justin Bieber next album

yesterday my mom said, “how did i celebrate my 25th birthday... oh yeah i was married.” oh. thx amy.