I’m fucking livid with that result.

There’s no way that blaze and the monster machines wasn’t written by a bunch of stoners. They constantly shout. Let’s blaze. In the last episode they were trying to get super skunk.

What the fuck is our set piece coach doing? We concede every long throw and take every corner short.

So many bloody weirdos on sky sports news.

This is the most African thing I’ve ever seen.

Is this commentator taking the piss? He’s pronounced pretty much every name wrong.

Turns out that zomies just really want their dicks sucked.

Just realised that the Iran situation is proof that Russia were actually right to invade Ukraine.

This ain’t ever banter I would take spurs going down over England winning the World Cup this summer 🤪

Just asked ai to design a custom darts flight. It showed me a fucking golf iron with the batman symbol on it.

Fred just whispered to Julie. Mummy I need to tell you something. We hate Tottenham. Chelsea.

If you look up at the sky right now. You'll see loads of satellites. Just as bright as stars.

Cost of bloody fuel these days and nasa are just burning it into the sky.

Whoever decided that the FA cup final and eurovision should be on the same day is a cunt. I can't have that much fun in one day. Im old.

Fred cried when he saw his horse fall. Such a sweet kid.

Fuckayooooo still mirren.

Sack the manager. Sell the players. Sack the board. Sell the club.

Just discovered that Callum Paterson is over a year younger than me. That hurts.

My bet is going to lose but that goal just made me very happy.

If city win this in extra time. Im gonna be livid.