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Slater McKenzie

@macchamplin

31, fluent in sarcasm, amateur dog sitter, unofficial VP of judging newborn names, DnD enthusiast.

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calendar_today25-09-2012 04:28:39

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zellie (@zellieimani) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People aren’t poor because they’re bad with money. They’re poor because everything costs more than what they’re paid.

Gavin Newsom (@gavinnewsom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The last 3 government shutdowns: October 1, 2025: President Trump December 22, 2018: President Trump January 20, 2018: President Trump Almost like there is a pattern here.

Assal Rad (@assalrad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine future generations learning about how we punished the people asking to stop a genocide, instead of the people committing it.

Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*wife walks in* "What are you doing?” “Oh hey honey, uhh, we’re practicing for this new winter Olympic event” And that, kids, is how the two man luge was invented.

*wife walks in*

"What are you doing?”

“Oh hey honey, uhh, we’re practicing for this new winter Olympic event”

And that, kids, is how the two man luge was invented.
Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨 BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just admitted the Epstein files were blocked by Donald Trump himself. “He fought the hardest to STOP these files from being released.” Not Democrats. Not the DOJ. Not “the deep state.” Trump.

This not the freedom Toussaint fought for (@haremking_esq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

America has spent literally every second of this presidency letting us know immigrants and first generations are not American and can be removed at their whim and want to complain about people moving accordingly.