I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.

toddler boy recently met his favorite daycare buddy in a different setting and they were both so confused I thought they'd happily play together like they normally do but they just stared at each other like wtf bro you're not supposed to be here

just scream when the baby screams

Their content is out of this world! 🚀🎙️😂

A major problem is that due to the current news cycle I keep hearing Wallace Shawn’s voice in my head

Kor said transgender rights

First book of the year. This one's about how the more things change, the more they stay the same. Any suggestions for my future reads? I want to get back into the habit of reading new things this year. #amreading #bookclub

People. His name is HE. MAN.

Saw this on FB and had to share #StarTrek (Mainly as I love Garak)

oh this edit is everything

Book 2 of the year. In the times we live in, I'm grateful to Arnold Schwarzenegger for choosing to be a source of positivity. #amreading #bookclub

Goon mentioned! #straya

We’re sick of shit ping so we’re moving closer to the servers

Locking the Most Splendid Engine behind the Deluxe edition?!

"Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can forsee the future, too." - Marcus Aurelius Book three of the year. #amreading #bookclub

Remember when a #LibSpill used to be fun? The whole family gathering around an iPad & really enjoying the spectacle. Now - can’t even be arsed checking. All as meh as each other.

Angus Taylor wins Liberal vote, new opposition leader Every person on Twitter: "Say the line Bart...."