These bastards can only score from corners... what is Chalobah doing ffs #CHEARS

What is the point in a half-fit Cole Palmer playing 1 in every 3 games? If he needs surgery, he needs to get it done

Really really poor 1st half from Chelsea. - Sanchez only ever playing it short - Don't seem to be aware that giving away corners is very bad - Not leaving a single person up the pitch on said corners #CHEARS

I'm getting the feeling that history will be very, very kind to Enzo Maresca

Guardiola could have started himself up front against Exeter and the result wouldn't have been any different but guess who he played

I'm less annoyed about Liam Delap giving tickets to people so brazenly supporting the opposition, than I am concerned that the best mates he has are last year's Love Islanders. Just a bit sad really

"Most times reaching the Last 16 of the UCL, you'll never sing that!"

The answer to the question "Why am I still here?" in The Traitors is ALWAYS "Because you're an idiot"

Checking to see if the mission has finished #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK

Jack not even realising that they were both Traitors even after being banished is the reason it would have been an injustice for him to have seen a penny of that prize money #TheTraitorsUK

Was wondering when Jacob Elordi's run of being in every single film ever was going to end. Should have seen this coming, tbh

Would love to play poker against this guy

The New York financier?

Leandro Trossard looks more and more like Steve-O every time I see him

Obviously will reserve judgement for it's release, but "Saturday Night Live U.K." has incredibly enormous potential to be the worst thing ever made

Fancied a bit of poker today, went to The Vic around 3pm on a Saturday afternoon and no 1/2 tables being put on despite a 2-page waiting list. 4 staff at the Poker Desk not doing a lot but ignoring customers. So strange. Went Hippodrome in the end, completely different story!

Genuinely one of those ones that is "harder to miss than score"

Behdad Eghbali whenever Paul Winstanley scouts "the next big thing" (it's another Brighton player)