I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that.

I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations I’ve traveled to, but first I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down. MITCH HEDBERG

Remembering Mitch Hedberg today with love & laughter. We lost this beloved comedian 15 years ago today. #RememberingMitchHedberg

When someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kind of like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away."

Bigfoot is blurry. That's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside

Credit to Lynn Shawcroft’s IG

I bought some candles, but I did not have any candle holders, so I bought a cake. Happy birthday Mitch Hedberg

Remembering Mitch with love and laughter today, happy 53rd 🎂 #HappyBirthdayMitchHedberg

Today marks 16 years since losing comedy legend Mitch Hedberg. Let’s remember him today with love & laughter. #RememberingMitchHedberg

Happy Birthday to comedy legend #MitchHedberg . Remembering you today with love & laughter

Remembering Mitch with love & laughter today, we all miss you. #RememberingMitchHedberg

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Celebrate Mitch Hedberg's classic comedy album 'Mitch All Together' being certified gold with some of his best bits and special interviews all week long. Details: siriusxm.us/MitchHedberg siriusxm.us/MitchHedberg

Today we used to celebrate Mitch Hedberg’s birthday. We still do, but we used to, too. In honor of his birthday, I will buy a candle holder…a/k/a a cake.

When I say I gotta skedaddle

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I bought a cake. 🎂. #HBDMitchHedberg