The best surprises are the ones that show up in your mailbox that you forgot you ordered

In line at McDonald’s.... shitty little kid behind me screaming he wants an apple pie at his mother... I get to counter... Me: Hi I’ll have a Number 3, Large.... and excuse me how many apple pies do you have back there.... McD worker: 12 Me: I’ll take them all

Rescued six dogs in Leland, NC, after the owner LEFT THEM locked in an outdoor cage that filled with flood water that was rapidly rising. We got them out, but by the time we left, the water was so high that they would have drowned. BRING YOUR PETS WITH YOU! #HurricaneFlorence

Too ready for that fall drinking weather

This was the best wasted drink ever #muggled

actual footage of me attempting to hide from my responsibilities x.com/tayalexxandria…

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Hell no x.com/freedevo_/stat…