I'm this old

Sé amable

ugh yes! and not being able too cause i’m pregnant sucks lol

ive been pregnant for halloween, thanksgiving, my birthday, christmas, new year, easter and will still be pregnant for mother’s day, father’s day and probably 4th of july 🥴 im tiredddddd

no one: my legs:

ESTAMOS TODOS DE ACUERDO EN QUE ESTA ES LA MEJOR POSICIÓN PARA DORMIR?

“Ya te quedaste sin dinero verdad?” Yo:

🙏🫡🙏

Mi currículum: “tolerancia a la frustración” Yo en el primer regaño:

i literally cannot wait 4 my turn

THE THINGS I DON’T DEBATE WITH MEN : 1. Abortiôn 2. Breastfeeding 3. Menstruation 4. Female body hair 5. Birth Control 6. Access to feminine hygiene products Because NONE of those involve the male body and therefore don't create any valid MALE OPINIONS

yo últimamente:

nurrrrr 🤮