Carlos called him TYLER I am not ok

Happy 17th anniversary to my dad making an effort and my loving him for it.

“I just used hand sanitizer” “I know, I can smell it” *whispers* “tequila.”

Watching House as an adult (vs a 12yo when it started airing) means I finally realize why my type is smarmy dudes w facial hair and the blue eyes don’t hurt 🥲

Like I don’t have enough to read already between 3+ years of TaB issues, the AG (physical!!!!) books, and whatever is hiding in my kindle and awaiting me on libby…

“I deal in crystals, affirmations…and occasionally (English) chocolate”

Sometimes I look at my organization’s recruitment themes and think “I absolutely would not have joined if that was the theme my semester.” Mermaids forever 🧜‍♀️

I’m second guessing myself ever since Friday

Feels right to be watching Anglican-nun led Call The Midwife on Ash Wednesday

When you take so long to do the injection your post-shot alcohol wipe dries out ☹️

It’s not a GP, it’s a PCP lol #911onABC