whatever needs to be said was said in Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

It happened to me and it can happen to you too - I honked at someone driving and then we parked next to each other in the plaza parking lot

This is so beautiful I’m emotional

I thought this tweet was going to end differently

I love the phrase "bear with me" because it can either mean "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"

Grand Teton National Park, Wyoming

me: if I wished that I would look good in hats would my head change shape or would the hats? genie: what do you want to happen?

Pair this with postpartum 😃

An old lady who makes accessories for cats and uses her black cat as the model to sell them—this is one you just can’t help stopping for.

Pharaohs were buried with their arms across their chest because of the ancient belief that there would be countless water slides in the after life.

There have been thousands of generations of humans, and you are alive to witness the first photo of a Sunset on another World. This is a real photo of the sunset on Mars.

Parents of small children -

People without children often hear this line as judgment. It is not. It is simply truth, said softly. You can live a full life without a child. You can travel, build, earn, heal, and enjoy freedom. All of that is real. But there is a dimension you will never touch until you

Typed “dranken” which autocorrected to “Frankenstein” so I guess that’s not a word

My mom believes that Hoda Kotb is responsible for the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie

my favorite part of my birthday is when all the homies post the ugliest photos of me to ever exist

just got into my bed with CLEAN LINENS after taking an EVERYTHING shower and am ~34 hours FEVER-FREE life is worth living again

False flag committee goes back to drawing board

When you break into a house to rob it and they’re watching Interstellar