May the 4th be with you

I would kill for San Marcos to get a JuiceLand 😩 ugh

one of my kids in swim lessons today pointed out my toe ring and was like “what’s that for” and I was like “ah it’s just cute” and he was like “oh good, I thought it meant you were married”

Halston on Netflix is incredible

thinking about her

shhh i work at. the. bank. here is a dollar

Someone compared me to Kelsey Kreppel today…I’ve achieved my life’s purpose

SOMEONE CHECK ON GREG RIGHT NOW #TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

BE COOL. GET VAX'D - Paul

Greg: *pours his heart out* Katie: I just love looking at you🧍🏻‍♀️ #TheBachelorette #BacheloretteABC #bachelorette

the “we didn’t have cable growing up” starter pack:

Blink 180 Doo

I definitely took sleepy summer san mo for granted. This traffic ain’t it.

One tiny sip of cold weather and I’m compulsively shopping for doc martens

🌈🐊 ☭ The Amphibian Manifesto 🌈🐊 ☭ GG 🛰🚀

Me after texting "I'll let you know" to their plans

Nobody: Me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet

dying at that fact that I was really on some hippie shit in 2020