People who leave more than a cars length when in traffic just cause irrational levels of anger within me

Smile wouldn’t hurt 🫠

mood

Imagine getting in the ballot and getting tickets and that being your lineup, i’d pass them on

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Knew there was a reason I kept paying my netflix

So what names are you allowed to call them?

Leg days test my will to live more than anything

Having to use 4g in the bathroom is unbelievably painful

Won 30 quid on the slots and now I know why people gamble

Dogs in the pub make the pub 100x better

Nothing more embarrassing than your airpod falling out in the gym is there

First day of spring and get the flu, nice one

Why do nike footballs cost 18 quid

Ben thaler must be the biggest jobsworth going

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Didn’t track cardio so it basically doesn’t count

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