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Dr. Spaceman

@luymes

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calendar_today15-07-2010 05:43:46

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If windmills had never been invented and someone finally did Republicans would call them wasteful green energy and a socialist plot to destroy jobs.

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A lot of sadness and a lot of joy and a lot gratitude, but underneath all that the empty propulsion of fucking existence.

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People on Facebook be like: vaccine requirements are like the holocaust! Followed by: we had to cancel our passes to Magic Mountain!

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I’m 43 and I’m pretty sick of having crushes on people that don’t have crushes on me back. You people need to get your shit together.

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All dates after the release of ā€œDuneā€ should hereafter be suffixed A.C., Latin for ā€œin the year of Chalametā€

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Sometimes I get sad. Then I remember there’s hundreds of videos of the Wisconsin Jump Around on YouTube and I realize it’ll all be ok

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There’s crippling existential crisis and then there’s discovering Trader Joe’s has discontinued one of your favorite snacks

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ā€œJournalism is printing what someone else does not want printed. Everything else is public relationsā€ -George Orwell

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This year has been tough for everyone so this Christmas I’d like to remind everyone of 1994 when I made my boomer parents purchase and wrap as a gift for me a cd by The Butthole Surfers.

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I’ve officially lost all my Midwest cred. Running on Mission Bay today I saw a man holding what I thought was a parrot. It was an ear of corn.

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I’m seeing a lot of people reacting to RFK jr and saying it’s a monumental game changer. Oh you sweet simple fools. Taylor is coming.