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Luxembourg Wurst

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The Luxembourg Wurst is a satire and humor website about life in the Grand Duchy

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Ever wondered why a group of Luxembourgers with whom you're speaking will suddenly switch back to Luxembourgish? Our resident expat sage explains. RTL Today today.rtl.lu/entertainment/…

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A teaser for a new short film from the creator of the Wurst, shown along with 11 others as part of Filmreakter Quickies – Season 2 at Luxembourg's oldest cinema, the Cine Kursaal in Rumelange, on Thursday, November 21 at 8 p.m. Free! More info here: tinyurl.com/35bv9jna

A teaser for a new short film from the creator of the Wurst, shown along with 11 others as part of <a href="/Filmreakter/">Filmreakter</a> Quickies – Season 2 at Luxembourg's oldest cinema, the Cine Kursaal in Rumelange, on Thursday, November 21 at 8 p.m. Free! More info here: tinyurl.com/35bv9jna
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'When you first made contact with our bank, you identified yourself as an UHNWI, but you, dear sir, are a mere HNWI. Did you think that I wouldn’t notice?' RTL Today tinyurl.com/ysnpnmbc

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New pre-cleaning service: a 'tidying dame' who straightens up your home before the real cleaning lady comes RTL Today today.rtl.lu/entertainment/…

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The retired grandfather describes going shopping at a Kirchberg supermarket during the hectic lunch hour and then causing huge delays in the check-out lane as 'good, free fun.' tinyurl.com/3a6tn4ce

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Kid convinces expat parents that Kleeschen, Saint-Nicolas, Sankt Nikolaus, Sinterklaas, and Santa Claus each need to bring a gift on Dec. 6 tinyurl.com/4y9tyfba

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It's like history repeating itself again, a yearly feeling of repeated déjà vu: anglophone unable to pronounce 'vin chaud' wurst.lu/anglophone-una…

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The story of the chatty cashier quickly turned into the Legend of the Chatty Cashier and spread around the community of fellow outsiders and transplants. RTL Today today.rtl.lu/entertainment/…

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3 Wise Men from Luxembourg planned to bring Jesus gifts of ‘fuel, cigarettes, and booze,' says a historian wurst.lu/3-wise-men-fro…

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Non-drinkers really enjoy it when others, particularly strangers or someone they’ve just met, demand to know the reason they don’t consume alcohol, a recent study has confirmed. wurst.lu/report-non-dri…

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We’re going to make a joke about the monarchy just to see if it’s allowed – hey, hey! Who are you? Give back our laptop! wurst.lu/were-going-to-…

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A billionaire with low impulse control and megalomania is to be expected, but it seems that Elon Musk is taking the whole evil corporate overlord thing a bit too far.