As any good midwesterner knows, you never pay full price and when you talk about purchases you always make sure it is known that you did not pay full price. Can you imagine the mic drop that an 11% rebate would be in that conversation?

I would listen to Tim Walz talk about gutters for 5 hours before I’d listen to JD Vance talk about literally anything.

“Your order has shipped” You printed the label? Or it’s on them people truck???

JD: how long have you been working as a hair stylist? Stylist: one day. JD: Ok, good. Just give me what makes sense.

Katie Schide 🇺🇸 wins the 2024 #UTMB, in 22:09:31, recording the fastest women's time in race history! She also becomes the third woman to win both Western States and UTMB in the same calendar year, joining Nikki Kimball (2007) and Courtney Dauwalter (2023)! #UTMB #UTMB2024

American Katie Schide (The North Face) wins the 2024 #UTMB in 22:09:31, a new course record. She resets the 2021 record of Courtney Dauwalter in 22:30:54. Our pre-race interview with Katie: i-rn.fr/24UTMB-Katie

The is absolutely peak right here.

We would like to dedicate this victory to Johnny and his brother Matthew. Our condolences to his family at this difficult time. May they rest in peace. 🙏🏼

This is art.

This is the crap I see when I stray out onto the “For You” tab. This from a thread where a Catholic is arguing with Protestants about who “converted more pagans.” All the answers are bad answers to save you the time.

Umm is this dude actually suggesting we lessen state regulations and licensing for childcare? That’s his solution to making childcare more affordable?

Immigrants make our country stronger.

She put the bait out on the rallies and that old guy took it hook, line and sinker.

I see Pete is using his iPad tonight.

It’s so weird to see a debate where both people are actually debating policy. I disagree with just about everything JD Vance stands for but at least he’s debating the issues for the most part.

I apologize. Apparently the WOSU map was wrong.

I see a lot of people saying some real dumb shit about red states as if you hope to never win another election again. 2024 red states ≠ forever red states.

So we will go from Pete Buttigieg to a Real World cast member. It just keeps getting dumber.

Thank you 💛

I wonder how Keith feels about being the only real reason to stay on X. #BM100