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Pisces

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness, so I don't intimidate you....

I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven't made an album yet.

Typing 'lol' when your face shows less expression than a brick.

Dear boys, I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie. Sincerely, girls everywhere.

I hate it when people only talk to you when they need something.

Being around someone so long that you pick up their habits.

I'm not in a bad mood, you just annoy me.

Stupid questions deserve sarcastic answers.

It's funny how I'm good at giving advice to others, but when it comes to helping myself, I don't know what to do.

When I say, "I miss school," I mean my friends & the fun we had, not the lessons & teachers.

TΦ$Δ.

"Have a good day!" "Don't tell me how to live my life."

RT if the tabs you have open right now include Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube.

I laugh at my own texts before I send them because I'm that funny.

i would be the happiest girl in the word if Diggy makes me a video wishing me a happy birthday next week :o<3

RETWEET : Being Negative, Very Controlling, Bad Breath, No Sense Of Humor #Undateable