It’s wild that energy drinks still exist in 2025.

People with a-lot of friends scare me, let that sink in.

Am I trippin or are Men’s shoes getting uglier and uglier. Glad I made the boot pledge years ago.

If you half step I don’t want you in my life.

People eating expensive steaks never really been a flex for me. How’s your credit score.

You make no sense like music on IG posts.

Fuck ICE, okay now let’s post ourselves having drinks and partying.

LA is one big pool of kiss ass.

Why do we talk to our loved ones via IG ! Call me old but ima text you if I want to say happy birthday.

Everything’s expensive, everything’s a filter, everything’s an ad. Just a random thought before bed.

I hate the smell of cleaning product when I’m having breakfast!

Ima say this once a year. Men shouldn’t wear Vans. Free game.

It’s 2025 why are we so easily impressed as humans. We don’t praise scientists.

I genuinely like to see others get money. That’s when you know you’re officially grown up.

I don’t want to be old in a mosh pit, I don’t want to look like a claymation rocker.

Is it me or as people get older the glasses get bigger. Walking around with two TV’s on your face don’t make you look younger.

If you’re a dude posting “new post” and it’s a selfie… sorry that’s a unfollow 😂

If you’re mad driving in traffic, that means you don’t have good music on.

Sometimes I just sit back and think, one day I’ll be old and my face will look like a pitbull.

In 2026 I hope everyone stops speaking in meme.