Can’t wait for the Full Swing episode where Keegan calls JT to tell him he named himself over him for the last spot on the Ryder Cup team. “Hey J Tizzle, Keegs here. Eat shit pal.”

Unpopular opinion, but I’d still keep Højlund. He wants to stay. Amid all the rumours, there’s been no sulking, no cryptic socials, no dickhead behaviour. Looks sharper, maybe even more confident. Attitude’s been spot on. Let him fight for a place. Competition breeds growth.

PSG - blind goalie

Bayindir is worse than Onana. Fucking rubbish that

And we won’t win many games of football with Casemiro centre midfield. Gone at the game him

If you put Dalot’s brain in a horse, he would bark.

Why is Mainoo not getting any minutes?

We needed a goal. Mainoo and Zirkzee left on the bench. Two centre halves come on. Clock is ticking for Amorim already this season after the shambles of last season.

LBC Caso🤴🏿 We start games with so many defensive players on the pitch, then bring on defenders when we need to score. Bizarre.

ΛROUND THE GROUNDS Last he’s a terrible full back. Can’t defend, his crossing of the ball is shocking. All he’s good for is chest bump after a tackle. Thats your job you bulb.

Also, don’t understand why Hojlund isn’t in the squad. Surely he’s better than bringing on Maguire and Heaven on when we need to score a goal. Baffled at yesterday’s decisions. #mufc

Never forget when Sir Alex Ferguson talks about taking “risk” in the final 15 minutes of a game.

Hope for everyone because he is bobbins

Onana is absolutely taking the piss out of us.

Get them both gone tonight. Amorim and Onana. Worst formation in history and worst keeper we’ve ever had

Beth nailed it !! We've been trying to use our wingbacks every time we're attacking, but they can't cross, dribble, or cut back properly. I wish we'd play through the middle more when the wingbacks aren't doing well. Our attack is super predictable right now.

Martien 🇳🇱 His system had Dorgu have 11 touches in the opposition box and our best players of the last 5 or so years for goals and assists in Bruno Fernandes have none.

32 points from a possible 99. Amorim has been atrocious. Forget Moyes, forget Rangnick, he’s far and away the worst manager we’ve had since Fergie. What’s so troubling is his stubbornness in thinking he isn’t wrong, that his system isn’t wrong, and still persisting.

🤷‍♂️"Everyone who defends Ruben Amorim is going off hypotheticals and everyone who criticises him is going off evidence." 🤬 "17 losses in 33 games is f*cking terrible!" Jay and Joe discuss the manager after today's defeat ❌ #MUFC

How is Amorim still in a job?