Back on Tweety Pie so suck a dead Otter outta me corn hole. Ps hello everyone I know on here! Xxx

Cor blimey 2 sniffs of this Twitter shite and youme a smelly old piiiiiiiiiig! 3 sniffs and youme a big old glutton! 4 sniffs and youme a proper perrrrverrrrrrrt xx

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Happy new yr me lovelies! Hope your dreams come true in the January transfer window!! He's comin home, he's comin, Ronaldo's comin home!!! X

@shelveyJ gutted you dint win the ballon d'or me little helmet head! Oh well, maybe next year Jonjo Shitstain #ballond'or

@Jeanie3mn6pqwl6 you god damn schmuck

@Gerardsaan Hello Gerard, can you give me a description on dutch running please sir? RVP RVP RVP he scores when he wants RVP RVP

@shelveyJ Heights Clothing Forget the clothing Kojak, what brand of polish do you use on that noggin? #helmet

Hazard only crime is he hasn't kicked him hard enough...

Can people stop getting hacked and sending me private messages containing an apparent pic of me please! #hackers #wrapup #lumpsofshit

Don't open any private messages you get from me! As I'v been hacked and you could be too! #getoffmyland #hackers #schmucks #wrapup

Just spent ages changing my password and deleting shitloads of messages hackers have sent to everyone in the world! #shitstains #fuckoff

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@brandyblazing and covered in spunk?

Sir Alex is the greatest man to ever walk the face of the earth! All hail king Fergie, true legend. He owns the EPL. #thankyousiralex

What's all this twitter shite about then? Who actually reads this boring status or tweet or #YOLO