So far these guys are not listening

Told the guys to score more than 2 runs today.

Guys are gonna blast dongs today. I can feel it in my ass!

Enough with these singles! Gimme all the dongs! Especially the long ones!

AJ is my fucking hero!

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Eloy! You sexy mountain.

Dongs for days tonight, boys!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP HITTING GROUNDERS!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SWINGING OUTSIDE THE ZONE

Well, I’m sorry fans. Miguel and I couldn’t get enough out of these guys within the short window we were given after Tony’s medical issue took him away from the team. I’m sure I’ll be coaching the Savannah Bananas next year but it’s been real, y’all!

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As Aaron Rodgers always says: relax guys. This offense is a top 1 unit in my brain! You’ll see.

Without me, Justin Fields wouldn’t have broken the century mark for passing yards today. I only call the best plays that fit everybody’s skill sets!

So I know this Zappe kid looks better against the Packers than Fields did but it’s okay. Everything is totally fine.

correct. ✅

You mean the government run, at that time, by *checks notes* Donald Trump?

This can’t be true. I heard on Chicago radio Friday that the #Bears didn’t know what they were doing and didn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt.