Going to need Bunkie Perkins to recreate this.

Totally exonerated!

We’re getting really close to the “Elon who? I didn’t even know him that well” portion of the story. (This concludes my political tweeting for the year 2025)

Listen, I'm not a gambling man, but a Nick Castellanos anytime home run today seems like a no-brainer.

Quite possibly the tweet of the day.

When vacation is a week away.

Hegseth might send a battalion of Marines to Oakmont over Corona being the official beer of the US Open.

Let’s go Adam Scott!!!

Armed Forces Bowl ass crowd

Atrocious behavior

Xanders. Edge.

“Hey, heard the top of the leaderboard was looking at a five-way?”

A Spaun V Macintyre playoff

When your wife apologizes and says you were right

at your niece’s dance recital:

Gage Wood

Ozzy Osbourne had 2 bottles of vodka and then sang for 3 hours every other night for three decades.

When Rob Spence called a 3rd straight bubble screen. Robert Peeler

Just wait until all these young kids playing soccer get older and we’ll dominate on the world stage. Something I’ve been told for the last 25 years.