Braverman's seat could easily have been taken too if somebody just stood down their candidate. More than enough votes there to change it.

HAPPY MISERABLE TORY DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE.

With Mordaunt and Mercer both out, it'll wind up being a straight shootout between Jeremy Hunt and Suella Bravermann for the leadership right? x.com/politlcsuk/sta…

Ferran off the transfer wishlist

Pepe is three months older than Return of the Jedi

Did he just No Look a focking pen?!

The England fans have found a German copper who looks like Southgate 😂👌

Guy at Clapham Junction dragging two suitcases and can hear a little girlcalling "Dad!" from the largest one. I'm looking around like shit we need to help. He stops dragging the suitcase and he had his phone resting on top where he was facetiming his daughter from. 😭😭😭

Can someone watching on TV tell me why that's been ruled out? Looks like we've been robbed from the ground

The fuck are Atalanta playing at. Is the next round done on finish in the league round? As 8th in the league finish, we play the highest finishing team left in the next round? So would've been Atalanta and now it'll be Dortmund? Or is it redrawn at random again?

This interviewer on BBC News (UK) is utterly terrible

Furore over Digital ID is mental and overblown. You already have to submit ID for work, many companies make errors, this just simplifies it. People crying about being tracked or lack of free speech are vastly over estimating what carrying a digital passport would change.

Oh cool

This is sinister. This place is warped. Grok is calling for the BBC to be defunded and calling GBNews impartial. This is very dark and very dangerous.

This is fucking rank

Aston Villa woke up one morning a few weeks ago and decided they were the best team in the country.

Will you

▪️ They have beaten the Premier League leaders. ▪️ They have won nine of their past 10 league games. ▪️ No team has more top-flight victories than their 17 since March. Which all begs the question: are Aston Villa serious title contenders? 📝 Jacob Tanswell 🔗