According to Opta Analyst, Aston Villa have a 5.1% chance of winning the Premier League this season at the start of the campaign. Villa qualify for the Champions League in 30.5% of their simulations. #AVFC

Orjan Nyland joined Aston Villa #OnThisDay in 2018. He will forever be remembered for that wonder save against Sheffield United. Kept us in the Premier League. Legend 💜 #AVFC

I’m crying 😭 who the fuk do they think Stansfield is #avfc #bcfc

MrBoxingFacts The Yolande snatcher

Love JJ, always have, but £40m for an attacker who has 2 league goals in 2 seasons is a great sale from us. In our current predicament it’s a no brainer.

villareport Shame to be losing him, cracking player on his day. However, ‘his day’ isn’t often enough so I think 40 million is a pretty good fee to receive for an inconsistent, injury prone player that doesn’t realistically make our starting XI regularly #avfc

I’m seeing people lose their head about signing a player with 13 major honours, 3 being champions leagues and got 9 G/A for us in HALF a season for us for £16m. We don’t deserve nice things as a fan base I swear.

💰 Since June 2024, Aston Villa have sold £285m worth of players, spent £210m, reached a UCL quarter-final & been England’s 4th-best side under Emery. 🏟️ John McGinn: “Our owners want to invest, but the rules won’t let them… it’s unfair.” #AVFC #UTV 1874lions.com/2025/08/13/the…

Perhaps we did need feminism in the 2000s.

83 year old regular at the bar fell over on Tuesday, got him on a chair, he passed out & was snoring, then had no pulse, shit & pissed himself, ambulance came and took him away, didn't show up Wednesday, Thursday and he came in and had his regular 4 beers, salute to a real one

Villa have sold in 13 months: Jhon Duran: £64m Moussa Diaby: £55m Douglas Luiz: £43m Omari Kellyman: £19m Tim Iroegbunam: £9m Cameron Archer: £15m Aaron Ramsey: £14m Kessler Hayden: £4m Jacob Ramsey: £39m Despite qualifying for the Champions League, we still cannot spend

The fact that Aston Villa could spend more money if they were not in Europe (qualified for three consecutive seasons which is incredible), tells you all you need to know about how little they want other teams to succeed. To buy the best players you need to be in Europe, but

It's Game of Thrones and it's not really an argument. This show was a cultural juggernaut, every week the whole internet watched together, it was endlessly quoted, children were named after the characters, and no one brings it up anymore because the last season was so awful.

"Our owners want to spend more." 💰 PSR challenges 📈 Competing at the top 🌍 European objectives Unai Emery, Monchi and Damian Vidagany discuss moving forward with Villa to Danny Jamieson 👊

Man City had nearly 115% wages to turnover in 2011 did anyone care no. There owner was allowed to bankroll success #avfc

Morgan Rogers is the PFA Young Player of the Year. 🏆 #PFAawards.

Chris Wood is 13 premier league goals away from equaling Drogba premier league career goals 😂

This Romanian cup draw looks a bit dodgy 😂

Hasn’t got off Grindr whole times he’s been here Tom

Or maybe we/you have no idea