a 2004 baby has no business looking like this 😭😭

i have traveled wide enough to bemoan the poverty in the eastern and northern regions.

everyone is an intellectual on twitter. it's either black or white.

"A UGANDAN IS NATURALLY NOT A SOPHISTICATED PERSON" "Even the well-to-do city elite often fall short when it comes to taste, refinement, and design." Were you talking about yourself by any chance? Because I do not understand why anyone would put up such a caricature

investor update: we achieved PMF by thirst trapping (pedo trapping, actually) our potential customers.

money definitely doesn't buy class. a braai stove isn't that pricey.

a ugandan paradox: act first, think later. no prior planning. no stakeholder engagement. just wake up one day and announce changes.

read the books you bought … read the books you bought… read the books you bought.

Hi, What can I bring for you from Kasese? On a real, my fav cuz is Marunga.

it depends.

depends on if it's by choice or due to circumstances.

a "high value man" would never do this every single day.

blocking this account. can't keep seeing this kind of stuff disguised as food

wdym by "a millennial who's been a gen z before"? you can't be a gen z if you were born before '95. if you're old, you're old. there's nothing you can do about it.

Today is my last day at AWS. Pushed a small change to the us-east-1 region. Going to grab a coffee before handing in my badge.

very glad that the women in my life aren't this desperate.

life got easier the moment i stopped asking for contacts and names.

can't wait for postmortems, man. 7 hours of downtime isn't a joke