new favorite video. elvis can't even get sick anymore

I thank RFK for somehow making candidates’ bench press abilities a part of voting discussions

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Was feeling cool in my new shirt at work until my boss stopped by to say he just got the same one. Now I have to kms!

Short herr like Nia Long

God bless my Tiger brothers and sisters 🐯 and I preemptively ask for forgiveness for whatever nasty things I say today. Amen 🙏

The new snack wraps might not match up to the old chicken selects but they’re still good

I watched A Bridge Too Far a few weeks ago. About 2.5 hours in Robert Redford makes his first appearance. He makes little to no contribution to the plot other than being a gorgeous man. RIP king

The art of spooky green fog has been lost in modern film

Da air fryer sent my provolone flyin and almost burnt my friggin house down!

Arnie Schwarzenegger & Paul Verhoeven doing commentary over Total Recall is exactly how you would imagine it 🤣

Lil cup a chili?? 🤔 Lil cup a chili!! 😁

I said I got the spatula, just do what ur told!

Errands: done Chick fila: eaten Ass: sat Let’s go Tigers 🐯

Just watched Thunderbolts and it was complete ass but I couldn’t keep myself from smiling every time I remembered how they had the Rizzler at the premier 😂

Baz Luhrmann pitching his interpretation of Romeo and Juliet

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