Yes sir ski!

Somebody hook a brother up with a Waymo invite code for Houston

I just set this up yesterday and here’s the official version 😂

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Why didn’t I think of this

“CLAUDE, WE NEED AIR SUPPORT IMMEDIATELY” Claude: * frolicking * tinkering * getting a wriggle on * mustering * doing hard yakka “CLAUDE PLEASE”

Working in IT is funny but not funny cause why this nigga create a ticket saying he couldn’t open Google Chrome and when I remoted into his computer this nigga was on Google Chrome googling ‘Google Chrome’

Everyday with this shit smh

Used the transgender bathroom yesterday. Had to take a she/it.

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Niggas be thinking cuz u laid back u won’t lean forward

Moving to Houston wont help or fix yo problems You still gone be ugly & in traffic

Especially in Houston

🤣🤣🤣 Fine with me

Only Trump could get away with this x.com/polymarket/sta…

Astros are bad. Rockets are disappointing. Can Houston just get a hockey team or something now

At what point is enough is enough

Every time lmao