What are your typos. Mine are: Thay - That Put - out But - bit Every. Single. Time.

It is 9:30 in the PM and I have just had my first sip of water. I don't understand how I am still alive without major intervention.

Well, I guess we know who the chosen ones are when the time comes. See ya later chumps, I'm ascending ✨️👼🙏

We have now finished with our trial of the #EmergencyAlert system If you did not receive an alert on your mobile phone, then this was due to the fact that you are not scheduled to survive the upcoming extinction level event #EmergencyAlerts

Kelburn Garden Party ticket for sale! Face value! 🕺 drop me a reply if you're interested 👇

Stay toxic ✌️-Me, as a therapist

Hid twitter as part of a wee digital detox the past few months and can I just masisvely reccomend not living your life in constant terror? X

we see you

My new Edinburgh Fringe show On in the beautiful Voodoo Rooms speakeasy 4.50pm Aug 5-27th (not Wednesdays) #edfringe

For anyone who follows me here and not the pictures app, catch me on the string app with the same username ✌️

✨ Fringe poster reveal ✨ by the brilliant Lucy Moore! 🎉 ONE OF THE GIRLS (WIP) 💁🏻‍♀️ 🥃 The Waverley Bar 🕛 12:15 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scottish Comedy Festival 🎟️ tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/kathl…

You can now vote for this absolutely lush poster in the British Comedy Guide Comedy Poster Awards! The brilliant Lucy Moore did the entire design and illustration and I'd love for her to get the credit she deserves 🌟 Vote now 👉comedy.co.uk/posters/view/9…

Vote now! Kathleen Hughes in the Comedy Poster Awards. Lucy Moore Kathleen Hughes 🍉 #EdFringe comedy.co.uk/posters/view/9…

Be part of the action and join us at The Famous Grouse Clubhouse on Saturday 26th August to cheer on Scottish Rugby for the final match of The Famous Grouse Nation Series 🏉🥃 Savour The Famous Grouse Responsibly #SCOvGEO #SpiritOfRugby #SummerNationSeries

Seems pretty reactive to me idk

Love it when a plan comes together

Absolute belter here by some bloody talented colleagues. Well done team! Leith

No tickets? No worries. I don't know about you, but I'm gaspin' for a BRU... From Tayside to Taytay, welcome to Scotland Taylor Swift #EdinburghTSErasTour

Hi! Lucy here from Leith for an X takeover as we head to the Scottish Design Awards Awards 2024!