I’m not sad I’m just fucking tired😂

yes i move on. no idgaf. life goes on.

Someone really just asked me if In a public restroom do I look the door first or still on the toilet then lock the door….

Some people have a dad and some people have a sperm donor. It be like that sometimes

Text everyone, #CashAppDay is starting. Giveaway one of nine: 10,000 people will win $10. QRT with your $cashtag and be following @cashapp to enter. Get ready for us to say that a lot.

"i got that dawg in me" the dog in question:

F*cked Around & Used All My Sick Days, Now I Gotta Call In Dead

Getting actually mad at my friend who threw a banana at me in Mario Kart

“When did I ask” Is never not funny. Unless u do it to me then actually grow up

netflix be so insecure yes babe i'm still here

Hope girls with beautiful brown eyes are having a good day

no offense to myself but what the fuck am i actually doing

"do you remember?" me:

Nobody: Usher: x.com/cartoonclipss/…

spongebob yelling touchdown is killing me😭😭😭

THEY TOOK THEM DOWN. BAMA WHAT HAPPENED. TIME FOR THE VOLS.