i cannot fucking believe i’ve got strep throat/tonsillitis (are they the same or different who knows) the week before the euros starts. the ghosts of footballing greats gone by are no being too kind right now

I’ve been made Minister for Phone Time in Bed

this could be the carlsberg of weekends for me. friday night saw stevie nicks, last night i got to see loads of my pals and tonight euros final. truly, if it comes home you will not see me for the next 3-5 working days x

there’s nothing quite as humbling as receiving work headshots back which were taken in 27c heat

This is laughable. When you peddle xenophobic and racist discourse you'll forgive me if I find it insincere watching you clutch your pearls when the consequences hit home. You are just as complicit as the people on the streets last night.

happy festive bake day to all whom observe

and this is why she’ll always be one of my absolute icons. proves that the thirst trap endures throughout the generations

controversial opinion i hate elf. i literally think its one of the most unfunny movies ever and i’d rather watch paint dry on christmas than that

2024 has been character building/not for the faint of heart to say the least but what i am most looking forward to is a large glass of snowball and showing myself up on christmas eve as per

They were queening the fawk out🥹

Imagine showing a David Lynch film to Keir Starmer. Would be like giving a harmonica to a dog.

Adolf Titler

In his final day in office, President Joe Biden granted a pardon to Becki Jones for her role in getting a 5-year-old ejected from a Morris Dancing class.

202-thrive baby (it’s aquarius season and i’m not thriving yet)

Gentle reminder BrewDog conned people into financing its early expansion only to sign a deal with private equity which essentially wipes out those early investors. The company has never been profitable. This man is a total fraud and should be strung up as a negative case study.

honestly think yesterday was one of the greatest moments of my adult life. what’s not been great is that i’ve been bed ridden like a victorian child with tuberculosis consumed with the fear today

repeatedly seeing jojo siwa in a sunderland strip will continue to disconcert me