“he just wants to play subway surfers”

WELL YES!!!!

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#HardFromSuckingHimOffThursday

shane: so u come in pretending to be a burglar while i asleep on the sofa

shane: okay so you have a lovely husband at home and you’re cheating on him with me ilya: and who’s the husband? shane: also me😐 keep up

shane: okay so we’re fae from rival courts and just when we’ve found each other your kingdom invades mine and you have to escape out of my bedroom window to avoid execution and then there’s this whole war and also cinnamon bread for some reason-

seeing this w crusts in my eyes and then immediately getting a notif him posting a longggg text on stories

uh ohhhhhh

girlllll