This 6 second clip is an entire comedy sketch from a 1974 film called "Kentucky Fried Movie" It almost seems like a real news report these days.

The Honda RC116 looks like Craig Vetter dry humped a bicycle and creamed all over it.

As an immigrant to Twitter from another platform, I wish to share with you a tradition of my people. When bad news is getting everyone down, we post sea slugs. Show me your cute and awesome sea slugs, people!

Funerals are not conducted for the benefit of the dead, but for the benefit of the living.

The gas prices are not Biden's fault. It's all about supply and demand. In this case the demand is higher than the supply, the reasons are complicated but Scotty Kilmer has a great video on the subject. youtube.com/watch?v=6WNmdQ…

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They can't even handle some farmers with tractors, but they want to annex portions of a country with the best armed civilian population in the world.

Hey Sybok, just a heads up, the God of Sha Ka Ree isn't what you think he is.

you know, at this point, i'm almost surprised The Unicode Consortium doesn't have a Guy Fawkes mask emoji.

Bent the chain breaker pin removing the endless chain from the bike. Look at the teeth on those sprockets. Anyone for shark fin soup? Rich in magnesium!

Research according to... Scientists: Formulate and test hypotheses along multiple lines of evidence to advance the frontier of human knowledge. Flat Earthers: Search for people on YouTube and that agree with what you want to be true, without regard to whether it is or not.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! youtube.com/watch?v=lK9jv4…

Republicans in Texas must have been praying for rain again.

I forced a bot to listen to 1000 hours of slam poetry and watch 1000 hours of Ancient Aliens, here's what it wrote: