Schindler’s List is not a good bedtime movie.

Life seems to be looking up, but I’m always on my guard.

Is this including the hits he got from pitches that he knew were coming because of a trash can?

Hitting for the cycle is a dumb fucking stat.

You up?

I’m doing a thing.

Being alone is fucking horrible.

So damn excited!

Ted Lasso is the greatest series of television I have ever watched. Every episode is a tearjerker, whether I’m welled up with happy tears or sad tears, every tear is worth it and beautiful.

Someday, I’ll meet someone that I can quote movies to and she’ll pick up on every one and know the director. Someday, I’ll be able to put on a song and she’ll instantly know the artist and the album. Someday…

Self-sabotage is my superpower.

My brain hurts when I think about people believing the earth is flat or believing the moon landings were faked.

I’m gettin’ real tired of people acting like Wikipedia doesn’t have good information.

House of Sand and Fog is not a good bedtime movie.

With Trevor Zegras re-signed, along with the defenseman pickups this off-season, I am now 100% confident the Ducks will return to the playoffs this year.

First Ducks game tomorrow! Let’s fucking go!

This adult swim live stream on YouTube called “Creepy Stuff” is fucking me up.

Even though I’m a Ducks fan, I’ve always loved Dan Rusanowsky ‘s radio commentary. I think he’s top tier.

This looks exactly like that funny Snapchat filter face.

#SouthParkXboxSweepstakes