How to survive a Nuclear apocalypse, a thread :

Russian occupation forces are trying to seize the #Chornobyl_NPP. Our defenders are giving their lives so that the tragedy of 1986 will not be repeated. Reported this to Ulf Kristersson. This is a declaration of war against the whole of Europe.

There are a lot of good and brave people in Russia.

Biden: Sanctioning Putin personally isn't a bluff, it's on the table. Reporter: Why not sanction him today? Biden doesn't respond.

Take it from a military veteran: Do not post information regarding Ukrainian troop movements, locations, actions, etc. Modern intelligence organizations ABSOLUTELY monitor social media for information.

In Kyiv a woman knocked down a Russian drone from a balcony with a jar of cucumbers. How did they expect to occupy this country?

Bye HK for now. Never forget what #CCP done to one of the world's busiest airport turn into the loneliest airplane graveyard.

Conservative Vote Share: 38% Conservative Seat Share: 73% Lots of places where LAB/LD trip each other up here compared to other parts of the country (see Nowcast projections below):

Just had a very productive meeting with Jeremy Hunt. I suggested a few ideas to boost the economy and he suggested I fuck off. #GeneralElection2022

🥬 The Daily Star's lettuce cam has been joined by a plate of tofu.

My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs. He's four months old.

As openings to major news bulletins go, this takes the biscuit, the cake and the whole bloody patisserie, @ITVNews x.com/notinaboyband/…

Graham Brady’s house on any given day of the year

General Election NOW. RT if you agree 👍

Braverman lost to tofu, Truss lost to a lettuce, vegans having an amazing week tbf

If I have to change back into Boris Johnson I will fucking explode. #ToryShambles

Lettuce at 58p – a good buy Liz Truss at Number 10 – a goodbye

Couple of interesting maps here