This video of Cardi B is INSANE

i highly recommend u find yourself a clingy (healthy) lovey dovey partner who is super excited about you. life’s too short to spend it with someone who act like showing love is a chore.

Females don't really care about the gifts on Valentines Day. They just wanna see if you care enough to go out your way to make them happy🙌🏾.

Estar solteira no dia dos namorados é como estar viva no dia dos finados. É verdade que não posso participar nas comemorações, mas é muito provável que esteja bem melhor que muitos dos homenageados

-Salaries don’t match cost of living -Education doesn’t guarantee you a job -EVERYTHING is so damn expensive

The fact of the matter is, so far every single show of mine has been sold out. Packed from top to bottom! They said I wasn’t gonna commit after I gave birth, they said I wasn’t gonna take it seriously, but I take it very seriously. I perform for two hours and don’t complain.. not

Hmmm all these little random stories… 🤔 fck it, let them talk, let them eat cake, let them come to the ballllll

I mean y'all forget you have mothers when you rape, insult, molest, stalk, abuse women.

Going 50/50 with my woman will only ever make sense to me the day I can give birth, too. We are here to serve them. Imagine someone extending your lineage, and you ask her, "What do you bring to the table?" She brings life, bro.

i love whatever wrong with Cardi LMFAO… i been crying laughing for 5 minutes.😂

“Men suffer in silence.” No, they don’t. They make the people around them suffer instead. They offload their pain onto the woman closest to them. Every time.

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We went to March 1st to March 10th in just 3 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

men are becoming too content with being useless. you can't fix shit, can't build shit, don't pay for shit, can't plan any dates. what are you really here for??

If women don’t lower their standards soon, they’ll die alone in their clean homes, with their nervous systems regulated, pH balanced, clean bathrooms, friends who support them, and an unmatched peace. How scary, right?

raising my daughter to punch bitches like you in the mouth

tomorrow is monday all over AGAIN.💔

bro Cardi B is fkn hilarious😭 she went to a fan in the crowd and gave them advice using her “Outside” lyrics lmfaooo