
Lt Gen Joshua Allen
@ltgen_allen17
Serviceman. Leader.
(Parody/Fan Commentary)
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20-08-2021 18:06:05
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Buffalonians, Colonel Bruce of old graced camp with his presence. His drilling was useful for our junior men. Concern grows over a peculiar protrusion growing from his elbow. Otherwise, brawny and spirited β Helpful. - π»π. πΆππ. πΉπππππ πΏ. π°ππππ



Buffalonians, We were ambushed by the steel men. Green. Unrefined. Cramming new stratagems before advancing south. Whilst the short-sighted locals may recommend panic, the true-blues know our mission remains unspoiled. I love you. - π»π. πΆππ. πΉπππππ πΏ. π°ππππ





A joyous holiday campaignβ¦ We are well. We plan to safeguard our territory through the mid-month. Once successful, we advance toward Missouri, perhaps Tennessee. Hopeful for a further westward trek in February. Refreshed! - π»π. πΆππ. πΉπππππ πΏ. π°ππππ




I presume news has reached town. I, too, lie downhearted. Bottom fact, never mind duration β¦ one day, under my command, we will triumph. We carry on β youthful and spirited. Please share my dispatch throughout the homeland. - π»π. πΆππ. πΉπππππ πΏ. π°ππππ






Buffalonians, Local chronicles surely bleak. Battle turns wayward on occasion. Brigades sharpen when alerted weβre near. As fore-mentioned, the trek to Arizona is drawn-out and fickle. I stress β focus on the winter months. I love you. - π»π. πΆππ. πΉπππππ πΏ. π°ππππ


One year. The somber reply to adversity provides no solace to us men engaged in the throes. We chose to fortify ourselves in collective solidarity. I pray our recent valor serves as a beacon. As always, winter determines our true fate. - π»π. πΆππ. πΉπππππ πΏ. π°ππππ
