Here are the GOP defenses I have heard so far to articles of impeachment, along with the knee-jerk responses I have been shouting at my television.

Hey Elon Musk: you ''disagree with the idea of unions''? We disagree with billionaires exploiting workers for their own greed! Get ready: your workers are coming for a fair share of the profits they make you. Also, pay your fair share of taxes.

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