Bloody hell, we’ve just switched off entirely for the last 5 minutes. #dcfc

We look in desperate need of a ball-playing centre mid. Someone with actual technical ability. Possibly Dutch. Anybody know where we could find one? #dcfc

We’ve signed a full back who can’t attack, can’t defend, and can’t take throw ins. #dcfc

We’ve got some regular passengers but even our more reliable players having shockers today. Ozoh anonymous, Clarke turned inside out multiple times, Forsyth…lost. #dcfc

Bad news when Brewster has been your best defender. #dcfc

Blackett-Taylor?!

I see it’s the ref’s fault at the city ground again.

I wonder if the public discourse over the past couple of years could have had an impact on people openly identifying as trans, you know, what with the increased persecution and all. Thick as mince.

Bloody hell that lineup. #dcfc

Don’t tease us with a corner flag

Agyemang has just chased a ball 50 yards only for nobody else to push up more than 5. What is the plan here? #dcfc

Langas on…for Brewster?

Johnston couldn’t cross a road #dcfc

First thing Langas did last night was get in the head of everyone he went up against. He’s our best player by a mile, but he’s also a horrible bastard, and you need a bit of that.

Lesbian Gay Blackett Taylor is an all timer

Corey Balsawood-Taylor at it again

That Agyemang injury looked a bad one from the stand. Nobody round her and leg went dead weight.