The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

i love how our genuine way to call a beloved "boyfriend" in a loving manner is "mas" which literally means "brother"

i don’t tolerate being shouted at. idc if I’m right or wrong, don’t shout at me.

graces negan of shedtwt nigga being on edtwt doesn’t make you a piece of shit u just choose to be one, don’t blame it on your disorder.

bruh somebody kick him out of the city

i just saw a take so bad i genuinely had to close twitter whats worse is that it was oomf

Me when oomfs don't like my post

Mommy i don't want to play anymore

Bro my stomach feels like its cramping bcs i purged yesterday

I gave up im gonna sleep again