why wont you dm me a pic of your phat 🍒s??? it costs you zero dollars. you're literally oppressing me you capitalist pig. i work so hard and you wont even send tiddy

i got lotion in my camera lense i promise it's not cum i swear it's not

sorry for not posting much and then posting 3 times in a matter of 2 minutes. they only let me out twice a week! :)

no, i don't want to go on a date. i want you to be my oath sworn protector, annoyed at my weakness. you train me anyway, and when i get the rare compliment from you, my heart beats. and one day, after traveling, we end up at an inn and they tell us they have only one bed left...

i tried to do more "natural" makeup and i think it looks cute... what do you think? :3

lol *sings to u and lures u to my underwater lair*

gimme ur best pick-up line and whoever's i like best, i will sliiiiiide~ into ur dms with a pic hehe ;>

men be like "you will never be loved you'll always be a whore on the internet" meanwhile i'm surrounded by people who actually love me and don't give a shit about what i do with my own body and time wompwomp

if i ever see a girl walking alone at night, i don't walk towards her. that may scare her and it's really creepy. instead, i sprint on all fours at her. this makes me resemble a friendly dog (girls love dogs). she will know i'm there to protect her and she will feel safe

he asked if i wanted to use the backdoor, but my house only has a front door??

act like a normal human??? okay, bark for me like a dog, you lowly scum.

calico hair goes hard

oh, here! lemme get that for you! *cums on your glasses and then wipes them clean*

people think i don't post my full 🐱 on OF bc i'm shy but what i'M SHY ABOUT IS THE FACT THAT I HAVE LITERAL BUTTERFLY WINGS FOR LABIA you can suck on them shits like gummy worms bruh

anyway should i post my full 🐱 on of and fansly?

don't pull it out :( i have separation anxiety :(((