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“I’ll never forget where I was when…” The Silent Generation Pearl Harbor was attacked. Boomers Kennedy was shot. Gen X The Challenger exploded. Millennials The towers came down. Gen Z Two no name losers got busted committing adultery on a Jumbotron at a Coldplay concert.

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I feel sorry for the staff in Greggs in this weather They must be baking.

Titty Tuesday. You’re welcome.

Don't focus on who let you down. Appreciate who lifted you up.

Timeline cleanse ❤️

Ozzy was there when nothing else made sense, the madman saint of my teenage chaos, barking at the moon with me so I didn’t feel alone. RIP

In the quiet divide between yesterday’s dream and tomorrow’s breathless unknown, I hold the shattered pieces of yesterday close, as though they might still carry the warmth of you #Moonmystic

Having a Twitter fight be like this

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Mornin’ friends!

Patient: My butt hurts around the entrance. Doctor: As long as you consider your butt an entrance, it will continue to hurt.😂

You can’t fake chemistry nor can you deny it when you have it

Your track record of surviving bad days is 100%. You have survived every hater, every eviction, and firing. Now you need to protect yourself from negativity, block all the negative thoughts by starting your day with gratitude. Gratitude erases negativity!