one cool thing about dating men in your twenties is that you get to experience motherhood

Tahini in smoothie always slaps

me: timothée chalamet showed up to his own lookalike competion and didn’t even win and also one of the timothée’s got arrested normal person: nice day outside today

NYC marathon this weekend I could cry 🥲

getting a privacy screen so i can shazam more songs

Who signed off on this for real

MY COLLEAGUE JUST SAID “I WISH A WOMAN WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT”

Maps deserved better than that dumbass dance

My friends from NZ just surprised me at my apt omfg 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Will trump get rid of diversity visa if he gets in?

When aquamarine comes on and I’m In the subway the pole looks soooooo appetizing. Everyone Will Experience Me

LFGGGGGGG

i love being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but atleast im in bed

Stopping/reducing alcohol intake has done more for my mental health than literally anything else ever

goal time achieved, absolutely hectic day today

These subway stairs are trying to kill my post marathon legs

lol my friend found me on the mile 25 live stream locked the fuck in

Recovering from a marathon feels pretty similar to recovering from a bender tbh

This mornings vibes in NYC are worse than when I lived in London on brexit morning

Tapping out for a bit, my body’s tired, my minds tired, it’s my birthday on the weekend, see you later ❤️