Lori C (@loric_spankysux) 's Twitter Profile
Lori C

@loric_spankysux

Came on here to tease the Orange Tampon...Stayed cuzza You! HOW FREAKING FUN ARE YOU GUYS🥳God Love Ya! You all keep me Sane😜No Dm's Plz💙💛GoBlue💙💛

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calendar_today07-09-2018 12:54:54

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Scott Jennings day's are numbered at CNN. Whether they fire him or he walks away. It's only a matter of time. Good! He's not just Republican he's maga🤦

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Cleaning the bathroom, Just finished the toilet and Mike says I gotta go. Son of a bitch! Said I best not find One drop of pee! As a matter of fact, You need to sit from now on😅That ain't coming from me. No offense boy's but why....Why can't you keep it Inside the pot🤦

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Watching this bunny in my yard digging a hole to give birth. The weird part was another bunny about a foot away from her watching. I've never seen that before. Course I had errands and couldn't wait for her to finish so when I started my truck she ran. That broke my heart😔

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Google Roland McMaster. He's all over this Hoffa crap. My high school boyfriend was his son. I lived at alot of his homes and no matter what, there was always a gun and phone by his side and the security systems😳He was such a sweetheart to me, it's hard reading the crap he did😔

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I'm getting ahold of the Canadian PM about his dumbass geese. It never fails, we're on a dead end with a fence they can't get the whole family over. They do this a few times a year but instead of turning around and going elsewhere, they come next to my truck when I got errands

I'm getting ahold of the Canadian PM about his dumbass geese. It never fails, we're on a dead end with a fence they can't get the whole family over. They do this a few times a year but instead of turning around and going elsewhere,  they come next to my truck when I got errands
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Guess whose baby is having a baby! My youngest boy has a boy on the way! Omg Omg Oh My Freaking God I got another one to spoil!!🥰I'm so freaking happy I could cry. I honestly thought he had a bad tallywacker but he finally came through!! A Christmas baby is coming my way💕

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I go to get my nails done this morning and she has me in and out in 30 Minutes!😳She's got some new fangled way of doing it which is just fine with me cuz look at the awesome job she did! I'm gonna paint em all different colors😜💕

I go to get my nails done this morning and she has me in and out in 30 Minutes!😳She's got some new fangled way of doing it which is just fine with me cuz look at the awesome job she did! I'm gonna paint em all different colors😜💕
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Hey you guys, you know the brown sugar mixture you put on an upside down pineapple cake? Do you remember what's in it? And how you make it? And do you have the ingredients for it?😅Just kidding on that last one😜💕But seriously I forgot

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We have this furniture store here running a commercial saying Buy your furniture today and if the Lions go all the way, you get your money back. What's that tell ya? They have no faith in my boys😠

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Hey you guys, Doesn't someone have an arrest warrant for Putin the second he steps outta Russia? I could of swore I heard something about that within the last year. If he's coming here, I wouldn't waste the paper, I'd use a bullet😁

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I fall asleep and I'm feeling this tapping on me. I'm semi conscious and the tapping continues. I open my eyes and Ellie Mae is 2 inches from my face🤦She wants a snack. God she's such a little human and she rules this roost. Course look at that face. It's hard to say no💕

I fall asleep and I'm feeling this tapping on me. I'm semi conscious and the tapping continues. I open my eyes and Ellie Mae is 2 inches from my face🤦She wants a snack. God she's such a little human and she rules this roost. Course look at that face. It's hard to say no💕
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My neighbors 6ft tall unneutered male has been running loose for a few days and Ellie Mae's at the end of her heat. That thing would kill her, I'm Pissed! I have a double fence enclosure to keep my dog in and my neighbor's give 2 shits about theirs😠

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I'm literally losing my mind and I'm terrified. Whatever this is has been intensifying these past few weeks. I'm constantly getting lost on roads I've been on a million times, sometimes find myself just standing and wondering wth am I doing. What if I forget who the hell I am?🥺