If a person opens up a pack of gum, still under plastic seal, like this and they’re an adult they are a psychopath 🙁 👋

Do y’all remember Freshen-Up gum that we used to call “cum gum”, bc it squirts in your mouth? They stopped selling it about 7-8 years ago but I was able to find this kind online

Well, what do you know we have an escaped inmate from our local insane asylum. Wonder if it was that guy from last night? 🤣

There’s a pride parade going on in a town nearby and I’m astounded by the Warm Room & Harm Reduction supplies

I swear, I thought this was gonna be somebody doing an O&A ripoff

What’s better in life than laying in bed under clean, crisp sheets, recovering from a quick hosp thing with: a bottle of Dilaudid, a bag of chilled plain M&Ms, a hot tea with lime, an a fat cat by my side? Nothing better 😀

Dinner in bed, homemade waffles with blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, in a slight poof of powdered sugar. Small side of hash browns and a lone sausage patty included.

“Gimme the Eddie Munster”

abdul 🌌📷 Advil is a pain blocker and you were a pain so they blocked you.

Tesla Optimus 😂😂😅

My five year-old nephew is learning his alphabet as part of his homework (yes, homework) in kindergarten. “ ABCDEFGHIV” What the ?

What are these for?

Have you ever said to someone “damn I wish my calves were thicker!” 🤣

I wonder if somebody has tried to put this in their butt hole

Still shopping like I’ve got somewhere to go 🤣 I wonder how much I can get during the apocalypse for designer bags, and shoes?

We never got back our 24 hour Walmarts

I want to make an account named “Everybody” so I can honestly brag that everybody likes my posts

Revelations is like the last chapter in the book! Why are we funding this??

Almost all 007 movies take place in tax havens?!?

Marilyn had a bad day yesterday apparently 🪡